Pentagon's Weekly Discourse

8-13-98

Well, as we all know it's been a while since my latest discourse, but I've been very busy with handling both my responsibilities as the USMC Chief Intelligence Officer, serving in West Africa on covert operations, and as the Captain of the Imperial Guards for the Shadow Empire. So, I guess you can say I've been busy. As far as wrestling is concerned, I've got a number of topics that need to be addressed. First, is the Vindicator. I plan on addressing the Vindicator face-to-face either this Saturday or next Wednesday, whenever he decides to answer my summons. You see, ever since, I left the Superpowers for TIC and then left TIC, the Vindicator and I have not seen eye-to-eye on anything. For those of you expecting a SuperPowers reunion, I've got bad news for you. That's not going to happen, the only thing I want and I think the Vindicator wants is a confrontation. And that's what I expect to provide. Next, this Saturday, the Empress and I will be a tag team for the first time as we engage Sally Sillicone and her two-bit husband in the beating of their lifetimes. I do not believe it is necessary for me to list the credentials our tag team has over theirs, so I won't. We're going to destroy them--enough said. Finally, I've got to address the man with no mission. The man with no brain. The boy without a spine--Savage Steele. This guy has decided he wants a feud with IDP. I've tried being nice. I've tried explaining to him that neither of us stands to gain anything from a feud. But, now, he's insulted my honor, and like everybody else before him, he's got to pay the price. Savage Steele wants a feud and I've decided to take him up on it. Savage Steele, you want a war. You've got one! You're dead.

7-11-98: Steel Cage Surrender Match

The chance for vengeance has been established. The IWL Championship Committee has decided to finally sign the death warrant of Jimmy "the Joker" Callahan. This Saturday, Callahan's jokes will end. This Saturday, I'm going to make an example out of that maggot and show the world that nobody, absolutely NOBODY, messes with me. Colonel, your time of success, your time of rubbing things in my face, it will all come to an abrupt end! Hey, Savage Steele, why don't you look real close at your television on Saturday night, because what you will watch will be a preview of the way I'm gonna win back my Intercontinental Championship in Los Angeles, and the way I'm going to dominate our opponents at Jumble Jam. And when the finals hits, and me and you are staring at each other across the ring, you will know fear, and you will know that I am your master.

6-25-98 Post War of the Ages:

War of the Ages 2 was quite the night. Now, I'm sure many of you are wondering what is going on? Why did I leave The Inner Circle to help out the Empress of Darkness, and why didn't I show up to defend my title against the Vindicator? Well, the answer to both questions has to do with this little value that I hold most high--honor. The Empress of Darkness was the only person who seemed to care about my condition after the Colonel stabbed me in the back. Out of all the people I expected to help me, she was most definately the last. But, out of all of my so-called "friends" in The Inner Circle, not one voiced any concern about my condition. Not one asked me a single question or visited me in the hospital. That leaves a man wondering, and when my arch-rival(who I have always respected) showed up I was taken aback and I felt that I owed her something. I repaid that debt to her at War of the Ages and I sacrificed my championship to guarantee that I would be able to repay that debt. For you see, honor is everything and the only thing and that is why I act the way I do.

Vindicator, rest assured that your challenge has been accepted, I am more than willing to face you in the ring now for the Intercontinental Title, and I will defeat you in front of the world and prove that in 1998 the General is still every bit as good as the Vindicator.

Capitol, I understand that you may be angry...but you have been allowed to run wild with your antics for far too long. When we meet in the ring next Wednesday, I'm going to tear you apart.

6-14-98 PRE- WAR OF THE AGES SPECIAL

Well, I'm sure you're all wondering where I have been lately. Let me just say this: I haven't stopped training. I haven't stopped preparing to take care of the Vindicator. If you're thinking that I've forgotten that I've got a big title defense at War of the Ages, then you're wrong. I know the Vindicator is hoping that I choke. He's hoping that the Colonel's legal maneuvers will keep me out of action, well they just might. But, I have taken steps to make some big waves at War of the Ages, I can guarantee you of that. Oh, by the way, Colonel, you will be taken care of...of that only time separates you from total annihilation. Same thing goes for your pretty boy, Callahan.